Roseanne Defends Lindsay Lohan On Twitter
On Friday, Roseanne took to Twitter to stick up for Lindsay Lohan and all what has been going on about her.
She said:
“Lindsey Lohan must defy her bloodthirsty woman hating critics and live a happy life! #fightbacklikethatlindsey”
But as soon as she posted her thoughts, the fire in LiLo-hatin’ tweeters went ablaze!!
When one user pointed out that Linds is “substantially more privileged than other young trainwrecks,” and asked where THEIR shout-outs were, Roseanne told her to “STFU!”
And then another opinionated tweeter came forward to say LiLo just needs to sober up and live in the real world, but Roseanne replied:
“She lives in a world you could never imagine nor would you want to. #jackals”
We wonder when she will be getting the support banners out LOL.
Lindsay Lohan Talks Out After Being Found Unconscious!
When we found out that Lindsay Lohan had been been foundunconscious in her Ritz-Carlton hotel room we was really shocked!
But now it has came out that she was just sleeping and not Unconscious!
When the paramedics arrived, they concluded everything was fine with Sleeping Beauty. She was just exhausted and in need of some water ASAP!
Sooner than later, gurl was back on set and channeling Elizabeth Taylor as scheduled! (Gotta make that money, honey!)
But in true LiLo fashion, she needed to let the world know everything was all good herself.
She tweet-tweets:
“Note to self.. After working 85 hours in 4 days, and being up all night shooting, be very aware that you might pass out from exhaustion & 7 paramedics MIGHT show up @ your door… Hopefully they’re cute. Otherwise it would be a real let down. Back on set.”
We are so glad that she is om!
Yes she needs to get some sleep.
Colin Farrell Cast In Disney’s New Mary Poppins Film
Colin Farrell has just signed on to play the real guy that inspired the fictional fun-hating father in the classic story of Mary Poppins.
The new Disney film will be called Saving Mr. Banks, is about Walt Disney‘s 14-year battle to convince Australian author P.L. Travers to give him the rights to her book.
Tom Hanks has agreed to play Walt (CAN NOT wait to see that!),Emma Thompson was cast as Travers, and Farrell will be playing her father.
Well this is something to look forward to!
Its looking good.
Internet Shake-Up? Because .Com Was Just Too Easy!
ICANN — or the Internet Corporation for Assigned Names and Numbers, for the six of you who were wondering — released their new list of top-level domain names today.
So this is how it goes, instead of buying your next Fifty Shades of Greyapproved anal accessory from http://www.succulantsuppositories.com you can now just head on over to http://www.succulantsupporitories.adult!!
Big corporations like Amazon and American Express shelled out $185k per domain extension for .amazon and .americanexpress because it makes their sites exponentially more secure.
It’s all binary mumbojumbo to us but — apparently — when you control the interwebs from that high of a level, your website becomes absolutely impenetrable to hacking, phishing, and even spam!
NYPD Investigates Gunshot Rumors In Chris Brown-Drake Fight!
The latest outburst of violence betweenChris Brown and Drake, the NYPD are currently investigating whether or not gunshots were fired during the bloody brawl.
While it’s clear many bottles were broken and used as weapons, eveninjuring an innocent female bystander, some eyewitnesses swear guns were fired as well.
NYPD spokesman Paul Browne explains in a statement:
“We are investigating the possibility of gunshots fired at the club. We have several eyewitnesses telling detectives they heard what they believed to be shots fired during the disturbance. We have several witnesses who said they heard a sound they believed was a gunshot.”
new sources have come forward to claimBreezy sent Drizzy a peace offering bottle of cognac. This apparently led Drake (or someone in his crew) to return it with a note saying he’s still sleeping with Rihanna. Frantic chaos ensued!
Police have also arrested WIP club-owner Jonathan Cantor on two outstanding warrants after receiving noise complaints. Insiders believe this is a great way to get more info from him regarding the fight.
[Image via Twitter.]
Haylie Duff Adopts Homeless Puppy!
This little cute is the new addition to the Duff family.
Duff adopted a puppy that’s a 9-week-old Chihuahua-pug mix, named Kennedy, who was abandoned in East L.A.
Here’s what she said on Twitter:
“Thanks to the Poopie Foundation, Birdie & I have a perfect lil rescue pup joining our family! Kennedy!
She claimed my heart the second I met her.”
OMG Kennedy is so sweet we want him!
[Image via Twitter/Haylie Duff.]
