First Look At Snooki’s New Book!

First Look At Snooki's New Book!

 Snooki has reviled the fround cover of he new book and a little snipit of the book.

Come May 15, everyone will have full access to the little lady’s sophomore book - Gorilla Beach.

From tanning salons to high heels it talks about loads.

Here are some of our favorite lines from the first chapter:

I was surrounded by a pack of juiceheads, and they were fighting over who got to bring me Jell-o shots and fried pickles.

She hated spending so much time holed up in dark rooms that stank of fake butter.

We need a dozen penis pops, too. And a leather whip, and these pink, fur-lined handcuffs. Do you gift wrap?

She knew what was what, that she wasn’t winning any prizesfor her brains. Not everyone was born to put on a rubber apron and split atoms in a kitchen with a meat cleaver. Some people contributed to the world in a different-no less important-way.

This book is looking like its going to be so funny!!

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